If you're REALLY not happy with the way you look...

Go to Zwinky's! It is a new revolutionized way to communicate with your peers! Yes, we have MySpace, we have Facebook AND MSN Messenger ... time and time again I tell myself that I do not need another internet website to self promote myself and post on the World Wide Web about how bad a day I'm having... so bad that I simply can't pick up the phone anymore and say:"Hey {insert name}... let's go for coffee, I've had a bad day and need to talk about it." No, no, no. Instead I post a blog about it.

To tell you all honestly, if somebody asked me in person why I'm having a bad day, I wouldn't be able to articulate myself as well as I do when I write in my blog... that's because the internet has raised me into a moron when it comes to public speaking. (the word "DUR" comes to mind for some reason) I don't need to speak anymore, I can just say:"Go visit http://katmobile.blogspot.com and you'll know why..." and heck, while we're on this topic, let's talk about how we can't even deal with confrontations anymore in person. No... we seem to wait until we're on MSN and wait until you hear that oh-so-lovable bell tone that tells you someone signed in, and you frantically run to your computer (you have left the tap running and didn't even dry your hands from washing your dishes). You grab the mouse, open up the Messenger and scroll to see... is he? Did he?? YES!!! He's on!!

Ok you need to talk.

Shit! What do you say...

Ok just type something... you do...

He didn't answer...

What's his deal?

You wait...

Wait some more...

WTF?! He signed off!?!?!

Bastard, fuckin' bastard!!! How could he DO this to you?!?! You are MAAAAAADDDD!!! He knew that you were going to be online. So now you've decided that he's a jerk and doesn't deserve your time. His loss, right??!!

Have you not thought about calling the poor bastard?!

Poor, poor bastard.

AAAANYWAYS! That was a nice tangeant!! But seriously dudes, go check out Zwinky's. Not only is it another way to communicate with your peers, but you don't even have to find a good picture of yourself to impress that guy you're so pissed off at because his computer broke down and couldn't answer back on MSN (you would have known this if you called him you know!), NOPE! You get to CHOSE what you look like, you get the option of Female Hottie, Male Hottie, Male Cutie and Female Cutie... and man, they are ALL cute really! So you don't have to worry about taking a pic of yourself from your webcam at the right angle to display online. You can even change the shape of the eyes, the hairstyle, the skin tone. SWEET!
Now the fun part starts, you get to dress these decoys of you up!! You get a whole bunch of shirts, jackets, hats, boots, shoes to chose from! And it covers more than one demographic too. You can chose goth clothes, raver clothes, prep... etc... nice, way to be wordly!!!
And JUST when you thought that you had enough, you get to chose a pet and an accessory that shows what you do as a hobby or a living. I chose a microphone... I wanted to have a microphone, a laptop AND a video game console, but you can only chose one - DAMMIT! I wanted to show that I was a WELL ROUNDED person!

Anyways... after playing around with this site for a bit, signing up and whatnot... This is what I came up with :

Pretty accurate no?? Now parents don't have to worry so much about their kids online, 'coz they can now have cybersex with other cartoons like these ones and if their partner ever goes 'stalker' on them they won't really know what they look like. Way to fool them! (What I.P address???)

And yet again I wasted yet another afternoon online instead of finishing up my homework for my seminar tomorrow morning.

Did I not say that the internet made me a moron???

Have a good one!!!